Yeah, the title pretty much speaks for itself. I was stupid. Excuse me, that was incorrect, I am stupid.
"Getting your ears pierced kind of feels like dying."
"Your bathing suit doesn't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat."
"Oh look, you have friends."
"Let's watch a horror movie."
"No, it's not that dark, I'll walk home alone."
"I can watch this PG13 movie, I'm twelve. Oh yeah, I'm cool."